Sung to the tune of: Oh where oh where has my little dog gone
Oh where oh where has my lovely hair gone
Oh where oh where could it be?
With my head gone bald
And my nose grown long
Oh where oh where could it be—
Sung to the tune of: Popcorn popping on the apricot tree
I looked in the mirror and what did I see?
A scary bald lady impersonating me.
Cancer has brought me such a weird surprise.
A bald headed person right before my eyes.
I can take an armful of chemo to heal.
Cancer is tough bug that needs to be killed.
I wish it wasn’t so,
But it was you see,
A scary bald lady that’s